Hottie of the Fortnight — Brett Satz

Yay! Just what you’ve all been waiting for, ladies* - a brand shiny new hottie!
This installment of SDO has a hottie so hot, we had to check with the fire marshall before we could post him**. A lot of you know this fellow by many names: Biff Spikely, Ishkabible, Schmirglebeev the Impenetrable, Lord Blackpool - or my personal pet name for him: [say it with a little shudder] Nigel. Yes, I’m talking about the true-to-life, dear, beautiful Brett Satz.
I can truly say that I have never met another human being like Brett... whether he is out on the Checkerboard, strolling the faire grounds with his current icky entourage (up to and including artistically gnawed potatoes), wreaking havoc on the softball field, squiring his ladies around New York, Miami, or the local Ingles, he is always viewing life with his bizarre and wonderful sense of humor and very-silly-but-still-somehow-no-nonsense perspective, and is always happy to share his philosophy about life and just lightening the !@#$ up in general.
He is as loony as they make them, he has seen and made it through some of the worst of life, he has a little cynical streak, he tells TERRIBLE jokes, and he loves football more than any normal, intelligent person should, but we can let all that slide because he is also a loyal, honest, straightforward friend; a devoted, supportive, incredibly mooshy husband; a loving, involved, realistic dad; an intrinsically happy and optimistic person; a survivor; a child at heart; a hard worker; an even harder player; and incredible actor and fighter; he is funny as hell; nobody plays a better Bad Guy; and you can tell by looking at him, even on his rough days, that he is happy to be alive, grateful for the bounteous gifts that the universe has given him; and that famous enormous goofy grin of his comes straight from his big ole’ melty cheeseball heart.
(Brett, I could have strung adjectives together for you all day, bro’! :)
xoxo
-s

*especially Brett... ;)
**no, we haven’t got new pics of Ken... yet. ;D
***sometimes in song, or even interpretive dance, if you’re lucky... aherm.